Parlay mate, Aye lassy, I be wanting to get that badge every land lubber seams to be eyein' so if you werest it to be so kind to hand it over, and i be on my way wavin' my colors
"T-to be honest w-with you mate-matey," I nearly giggled, but pirates don't giggle, they go 'arrr'. "I c-can't speak pirate-" I sipped my alcohol. "-Or e-english," I pointed at one of the crew of MY ship in front of me. I stared down the neck of a nearly empty rum bottle. "I s-swear I had more rum th-then that!" I exclaimed. The deck of my ship shifted under my feet making me feel dizzy. I moved forward but instead I walked sideways unsteadily on two wobbly legs. "Bloody ship! Making me w-walk funny!" I shouted in frustration. I took a swing of my rum and breathed out a sigh of satisfaction. "Always hits the spot," I had a silly grin on my face. "Captain?" One of my crew glanced at me. "Yes? What is it?" I took another chug of my pirate drink. I gasped and held my rum closely to myself. "You want my rum? Don't you!" I accused. "Well you can't have it! Because it's MINE!" I took out my sword and pointed it at my ship mate. I took another swing of MY rum but only a drop touched my tongue. "Who? Who dares drink all MY rum?!" I questioned in anger. "I'll kill them! Chop them up and feed them to the sharks alive!" I shouted out in rage. I hear a knock on the door. The door? "Yes?" I shifted while standing on my bed. "Are you alright in there, Tabitha?" I heard my mother ask as she opened my bedroom door to peek her head inside. "Yep! Perfectly fine!" I grinned cheerfully at her. "Okay, love you," She smiled "Love you too mum," I replied as she closed the door on her way out. I glanced back at my teddy bear, Hippo whom still had a pencil pointed at him. "So, was it you?" I questioned the my crew member, Hippo. Ah, good old trusty pencil, umm, I mean sword.
*Next Morning*
By the powers! That was yur cake!
Aye, Sorry Lad.. yur LandLubbin snores kepts me awake, so I had me a Spot O Cake. O.o
Cast me to Davey Jones Locker! I be a Scurvy Dog!
who dls errything and doesn't have any legit things at all.
/5ever ashamed.
Aye lassy, I be wanting to get that badge every land lubber seams to be eyein'
so if you werest it to be so kind to hand it over, and i be on my way wavin' my colors
up the arrrrr-se
"T-to be honest w-with you mate-matey," I nearly giggled, but pirates don't giggle, they go 'arrr'.
o///v///o"I c-can't speak pirate-" I sipped my alcohol.
"-Or e-english," I pointed at one of the crew of MY ship in front of me.
I stared down the neck of a nearly empty rum bottle.
"I s-swear I had more rum th-then that!" I exclaimed.
The deck of my ship shifted under my feet making me feel dizzy.
I moved forward but instead I walked sideways unsteadily on two wobbly legs.
"Bloody ship! Making me w-walk funny!" I shouted in frustration.
I took a swing of my rum and breathed out a sigh of satisfaction.
"Always hits the spot," I had a silly grin on my face.
"Captain?" One of my crew glanced at me.
"Yes? What is it?" I took another chug of my pirate drink.
I gasped and held my rum closely to myself.
"You want my rum? Don't you!" I accused.
"Well you can't have it! Because it's MINE!" I took out my sword and pointed it at my ship mate.
I took another swing of MY rum but only a drop touched my tongue.
"Who? Who dares drink all MY rum?!" I questioned in anger.
"I'll kill them! Chop them up and feed them to the sharks alive!" I shouted out in rage.
I hear a knock on the door.
The door?
"Yes?" I shifted while standing on my bed.
"Are you alright in there, Tabitha?" I heard my mother ask as she opened my bedroom door to peek her head inside.
"Yep! Perfectly fine!" I grinned cheerfully at her.
"Okay, love you," She smiled
"Love you too mum," I replied as she closed the door on her way out.
I glanced back at my teddy bear, Hippo whom still had a pencil pointed at him.
"So, was it you?" I questioned the my crew member, Hippo.
Ah, good old trusty pencil, umm, I mean sword.